Humour - Accents

Hi Friends,

I am sure you all will agree to me, if you interacted with the nationalities, I am describing here..

Israelis : All talks have lots of ehhhhhhhh ( Like english alphabet "A" ) in between talks....Seems like a manual car putting up first gear and then moving smoothly... :)

Americans: All talks seem includes lots of "umm" , as if someone is trying to open mouth and being forced not to do it....Somebody not allowing them to feel a delicious candy?

Greeks: Start as israelis, then mix up some arabic accent (zzae), and then suddenly increase the volume button as if , ready to fight....but at heart they are totally friendly ......just a lil louder voice..

Indians : Well , different kind of accents all over india, most of them will always end up with "Or what" e.g. " you wana have tea or what" :).A new person will hear and think "Is that a new drink?".All indians are too much patriotic and talk english with their native accent :)....They may use some hindi words in between english (native language, you know).

Romanians: If you hear a female with masculine voice, and you feel that she is fighting, you will go and see an intelligent romanian male..Good brains, only the voice of most of them drains :)

Czech Republic : If you feel that a person sees you 100 times a day and greets you with "Hi" 100 times, talks very fast, and one tone , beleive me he is most probably from czech republic.Very fast people.Most of them say and leave the place till the other person replies :))...too fast.

Britishers:If you find a person whose facial expressions go with his talks, and lot of diplomatic smiles, most probably you got him.Sometimes if the facial expressions are not in sync with talks, it may go weird.They have a typical characterstic (resembling amercians), to lift eyes, make faces, which can be copied by any comic character, so do watch them :)

French:They are very quiet people, most of them dont speak english , even if they know,But there is a trick, say "bonjour" , they will reply and then ask in english, they will help you out :)

Will Put some more, as and when I come across them.

Enjoy
Himant

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