Humour - Developed Vs Developing Countries

Hi,

I am back, and this time with strong facts which will make you in splits.I hope so :).
Developed countries.Have you ever visited one?

I did.I would not point out the name as I consider you as smart readers.
And I belong to a developing country, my motherland India.
My teacher , while teaching the economies, said that india was a developing country(in books ) when she was in school, and she was sure that the book content will not change even when we will teach our children.

This may be true to some extent.But there are some humourous things which I will try to co-relate with this discussion, to make it interesting.
In western countries, people seem to be rich, but they are not.I saw many females in two pieces in chilling cold.They were shivering, but then even they did not wear anything else.Poor girls.But this way they save cloth for other people.So there are no people without clothes ( although those two pieces are equivalent of not having them).Hence they are developed.

In india, the sarees and suits consume a lot of cloth.If people in india start wearing two pieces, one saree will suffice 20 people.But this is not the case, so there are people without clothes.Hence it is hindering the development and leaving people poor :)...Girls , start wearing less :), save for poor people.

The generation in developed nations have different thinking and solution approach.
They can easily identify the "BULL SHIT" (I dont know by what parameters, or some benchmark?How do they find it out.Simply amazing to know ,whose shit is it?), as they say it often, well we cannot.

Developed nations have big skyscraping buildings, nice and safe taxi services, hotel services, restaurents, security, hygiene, cleanliness, nicely maintained highways, roads and small alleys etc.Developing countries are still progressing in these aspects because all the responsible hands for the same are employed in developed nations.I still remember the Y2K problem.

Sometimes I feel pity on the guys , who wear torn pants ( like beggars in developing nations).But they are self reliant.They dont even have money to get a gentleman haircut , they use the scissor to have a cut of their own ,whether it looks like a fox, chicken, thorns, donkey tail or a drawing board for a kinder garden kid.
If you think deep, this is saving money, and remove poverty.On the other side, people have haircuts regularly, even if they dont have money to eat, how can they progress?

Considering india, a rich guy marries only once, hence makes one(mostly) rich woman and rich children from her.What about other women?How to reduce other females poor living standards?On the other side, in developed nations, the rich guys takes care of several girls and some of them prefer guys too.This way they reduce the disparity between rich and poor.

Last but not the least,developed nations have people in all games, leisure activities and hence they are fit,athletic, but in developing nations, they cannot manage that much time, as most of their time is gone in front of computers, or other jobs while working for developed nations.So how we will develop with a bad health?

Do post comments as I missed lots of things knowingly :)

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