Humour - Worth Reading once

Some guys say that Newton was not really a great fellow.He took 25 years to realise the gravity , that too after watching a falling apple.He should have known that,the first day he used commode.

Females who are committed respect there lovers a lot and use lots of similies and metaphor as "My Boyfriend too faithful like a dog"."He makes me laugh all the times, he is such a cartoon"."He never lets me hold some heavy stuff, he always holds shooping stuff and luggage like a coolie"."He helps me cleaning house, and beleive me, he does that like a professional sweeper".And many other appreciations :)

Now see how a formal and informal boyfriends answer the question.It was asked in an interview."When do you miss your beloved the most".A professional answered " When I feel lonely and very low, I want her near to me".A layman answered " When I am in deep shit, I need her, no one cleans better than her, as she is in housekeeping :)".

You might have heard about "The godfather", the movie is so famous that one shopkeeper named his shop has dog-father - for selling hot dogs :) (this is real shopname in canada )

Hope you guys Enjoyed :)

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