Humour - Real Life Humour

Hi friends.Today I will put some words before you which are becoming popular in professional arena , and among people like us.Here you go

BLAMESTORMING:
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

CHAINSAW CONSULTANT:
An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

CUBE FARM:
An office filled with cubicles.

MOUSE POTATO:
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

PRAIRIE DOGGING:
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

SWIPED OUT:
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

TOURISTS:
People who take training classes just to get a break from their jobs. "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists."

CHIPS & SALSA:
Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa."

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:
The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again. (Try not to dent the case.)

CLM: (Career Limiting Move)
Used among middle management to describe ill-advised activity. Taking the piss out of your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.

ADMINISPHERE:
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

DILBERTED:
To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been Dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."

404:
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not Found' meaning that the requested document could not be located. "Don't bother asking him ... he's 404."

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