Humour - What are the units to measure love?

How to measure Love

Various scientists found the units for force, power, energy, mass, but they never thought about love.
Imagine a guy saying to a girl "I love you 100 Kg or 100 Newtons".And she replies saying that "You are mean, I love you more by 20 Kg i.e. 120 Kg".
Lets make a unit for love.But for this we need some basic things to be included in love.The foremost things are Possessiveness,Understanding, Romance and Emotions.If we consider the first letters of each of these it becomes PURE.
But we also have lots of other things like Fights, Unitedness, Care, Kisses.
Did you try to take out first letters of these words again?
If we combine the entire meaning (P.U.R.E.F.U.C.K), it becomes something which can be measured in the units of force, energy and some more units given by great scientists.So, they were great, we were wrong in underestimating them for not having any unit for love :)

Well, we wont agree with their thinking, and lets frame a new concept for measuring love.How about loveilograms? lovewton? love/second :) ?

It should be something new, so I will keep it as loison ( considering love as a slow poison to kill anyone)
Usage will be as:
If you hate someone, infatuation or something else :Loison will be -1
If you are emotionless (neither love, nor hate) it will be = 0
If it is two ways liking it will be 1 + 1 = 2
If it is one sided love at first sight , it will be -1
If it is two sided love at first sight , it will be (-1) X (-1) = 1
If it is true love from one side it will be 1+1 = 2 (as true love assumes , the other person will love him someday)
If it is true love from both sides.It wont end ever, so it will be 2 X 2 X 2 .....infinity (for ever) = INFINITE.

So its clear, for the girl you love at first sight, say "I love you -1 Loisons"
Managers can say to their employees "I love you all 0 Loisons"
A lover can say to his beloved "I love you INFINTE loisons"

Time for your inputs...