Humour - Handling Love in hands



Love is a feeling which is respected all over the world.But the most difficult part is to continue the same spirit forever.
True love, as they say, is a fictional emotion.Ancient people thought , that you can re-define the limits of love, or handle it ,with more love in reciprocation.
Middle age people simply defined a term "Love handles".
Although the term "love handles" sounds so sweet, but a present ,there are hardly any people , who like to see their "love" with this kind of handles.
Love handles literally defines the additional layer of fat around the waist.
But it is enough to pinch someone, or to hold him from this layer.So it is analogous to a door handle and you can try to pull or push it as desired to control the movements.
The presence of love handles also supports the theory of "love being blind".

In a shopping mall, when your partner's hands are full of carry bags, and you feel like holding your partner, you have an extra option in the same body to hold (handles), to feel the closeness to your partner.It is like free onion rings with a Mc D Burger(partner).

When having a night coffee/wine, and the bedside table is not left with any space, these can be used to keep a coffee cup.If the coffee cup is too hot, some stuff can be shifted from the table ,over to these handles.This is your choice anyway to choose the better.
Sometimes when people get bored of hugging and other things in love, handles come as a new way to express love e.g. if you want to express love, kiss this new and unexplored part.Press them strongly , for any anger etc.
Another beauty about handles is that they have a unique identity themselves, and they dont follow what you do.When you move towards right, handles move towards left and vice-versa.It tells us that love is totally opposite of what we think.It is not moving along with herd or being influenced by someone.But it is being independant and go in a direction, where you love to.

Jokes apart, if a person loves you, he wont even care about these handles.But its better you dont have it ;) lol.

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