Well, you must know some slangs before you begin to read this topic.This blog is a comparision of software industry and one more famous industry, which you will understand, as you move ahead.
We will see various kinds of relationships, which are formed in software world.Each relationship can be mapped to the known slangs.Let us begin then.
BBW :: As per me it is a relationship developed between developers and testers.It means "Banging Brains against Walls".Testers are not impacted by your comments, this is exactly like the relationship of a BBW with a chinese man . ;))
SOB :: This relationship means "Someone Obese and Bald", exists between the peer colleagues, they keep on cursing and abusing the higher management.The same talks makes a bond between them to pass jokes about the same SOB.
SNM :: This means , "Sending Numerous Mails".This relationship exists between GLs and Developers.GLs get the benefit of sending mails, exactly as the delivery guy from pizza hut gets the tip, for the pizza prepared by someone else.
SMD :: This relationship exists between GLs of development and GLs of testing, of any two GLs.It does not mean , what you are thinking of.It means "Save My Designation", since each of them is fighting as if two guys say SMD to each other.
WTF :: This relationship is evident in meetings, where two managers are supporting each others team, and if one starts blaming another one.This means "Why To Fight", and resolve it offline.
F.U :: This relationship exists between HR and other employees.The make policies which appear to be so friendly to the employee, and then they say "F.U." , dont get me wrong, it means "Friends United".
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We will see various kinds of relationships, which are formed in software world.Each relationship can be mapped to the known slangs.Let us begin then.
BBW :: As per me it is a relationship developed between developers and testers.It means "Banging Brains against Walls".Testers are not impacted by your comments, this is exactly like the relationship of a BBW with a chinese man . ;))
SOB :: This relationship means "Someone Obese and Bald", exists between the peer colleagues, they keep on cursing and abusing the higher management.The same talks makes a bond between them to pass jokes about the same SOB.
SNM :: This means , "Sending Numerous Mails".This relationship exists between GLs and Developers.GLs get the benefit of sending mails, exactly as the delivery guy from pizza hut gets the tip, for the pizza prepared by someone else.
SMD :: This relationship exists between GLs of development and GLs of testing, of any two GLs.It does not mean , what you are thinking of.It means "Save My Designation", since each of them is fighting as if two guys say SMD to each other.
WTF :: This relationship is evident in meetings, where two managers are supporting each others team, and if one starts blaming another one.This means "Why To Fight", and resolve it offline.
F.U :: This relationship exists between HR and other employees.The make policies which appear to be so friendly to the employee, and then they say "F.U." , dont get me wrong, it means "Friends United".
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all slangs together....