This blog is not based on any real incident, and I hope it does not become a real incident ever :).
People have always enjoyed DUMB blonde jokes, so i thought of some content for "THOSE" dumb blondes.
The story starts with an Interviewer "I" and blonde "B"
B is into the technical round of interview and has somehow cleared 4 rounds previously, including the HR, and analytical skills.
I: Hello, How you doing?
B: I am fine, thanks.How about you?
I: Pretty well,thanks.So, What is your name?
B: My name is "Bean".
I: That is a coincidence, we are having a JAVA interview, and your name is bean.Is it something to do with those beans in java?
B: Actually yes, my mom used to be a great JAVA programmer, and my dad was foodie.Mom loved the Java Beans and dad loved soyabean, only common thing between them was "Bean" and me.That is from where my name comes.
I: That is quite interesting.Do you know something about GC, garbage collector?
B: Yes , very well.
I: Can you elaborate?
B: Yes , John is the garbage collector for our street, he comes at 2 a.m in his truck to collect the garbage.His mobile number is **********, he lives in house 123.He is 6'1 tall, white, with a mole on his neck, and a tattoo on his back
.I think I cannot tell more as this would breach his privacy.
I: Well, do you know programming? Have you ever written some algorithms, or programs in any language?
B: I have been writing "programs" since my birth, I am so fast in that, i can write within 5 seconds.
I: But, I cannot even tell you in 5 seconds, for what to write, how can you write programs in 5 seconds?
B: Does not matter, programs ALWAYS SPELL as "PROGRAMS".So, i can write it even before you tell.
(Interviewer was getting upset)
I: Why do you think, we should take you, and what do you think, is your strong point, which can make you survive and rise in our industry?
B: I think, it is my piercings and tattoos.
I:What? Are you insane? Why do you think so?
B: Well, they have helped me, to overcome last 4 rounds and to be in this final round of interview.
www.himantguptaworld.com
People have always enjoyed DUMB blonde jokes, so i thought of some content for "THOSE" dumb blondes.
The story starts with an Interviewer "I" and blonde "B"
B is into the technical round of interview and has somehow cleared 4 rounds previously, including the HR, and analytical skills.
I: Hello, How you doing?
B: I am fine, thanks.How about you?
I: Pretty well,thanks.So, What is your name?
B: My name is "Bean".
I: That is a coincidence, we are having a JAVA interview, and your name is bean.Is it something to do with those beans in java?
B: Actually yes, my mom used to be a great JAVA programmer, and my dad was foodie.Mom loved the Java Beans and dad loved soyabean, only common thing between them was "Bean" and me.That is from where my name comes.
I: That is quite interesting.Do you know something about GC, garbage collector?
B: Yes , very well.
I: Can you elaborate?
B: Yes , John is the garbage collector for our street, he comes at 2 a.m in his truck to collect the garbage.His mobile number is **********, he lives in house 123.He is 6'1 tall, white, with a mole on his neck, and a tattoo on his back
.I think I cannot tell more as this would breach his privacy.
I: Well, do you know programming? Have you ever written some algorithms, or programs in any language?
B: I have been writing "programs" since my birth, I am so fast in that, i can write within 5 seconds.
I: But, I cannot even tell you in 5 seconds, for what to write, how can you write programs in 5 seconds?
B: Does not matter, programs ALWAYS SPELL as "PROGRAMS".So, i can write it even before you tell.
(Interviewer was getting upset)
I: Why do you think, we should take you, and what do you think, is your strong point, which can make you survive and rise in our industry?
B: I think, it is my piercings and tattoos.
I:What? Are you insane? Why do you think so?
B: Well, they have helped me, to overcome last 4 rounds and to be in this final round of interview.
www.himantguptaworld.com
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