The guy john, proposes a girl Carol.John is a java freak and a geek.John cannot speak anything without putting java terminology in his sentences.The girl ,on the other hand is from HR, has a lot of patience.
J: I like your name so much
C: Thanks, any special reason?
J: It is very special to me, it was used in so many java examples, i read during the university.
J: I have something very private to tell you, and I want to make it public.
C: Go ahead
J: My stack of feelings is throwing an overflow exception, and only you can catch it.
C: I am not sure I can do it.I can try though, not so good in baseball, or any other catching game.You sure, you wana me to do it?
J: I mean to say, every human is an object, with attributes like heart.Previously my heart was NULL, there was nothing in it, no feelings for anyone.
But from the day I saw you, my heart felt like an elated initiated variable, with the default value of your name.
C: John, I tried to concentrate and use the keywords in your language.If I am not wrong, you like me.That is so sweet of you. What did you like in me though?
J: Your appearance does not have any cosmetic errors, your look and feel is really awesome.That was the feature which influenced me to go for your trial version, and I started talking to you.
C: So, it was just looks?
J: Not only this.The way you talk, is like clearly documented JAVADOCS.It is so easy, clear and simple to understand.Your dedication to work is like beans without a timeout.You know, how much and what to talk to whom, like the access modifiers, which allow the data to be exposed to others.
C: But, we do not have anything in common, how can we be together?
J: We a couple of them.You like coffee, I like Java.You like to dance and swing, I love java swings.You like to travel around the globe, I also like to traverse over it.You devise the methods and procedures in english,I do the same in different language.You want more examples?
C: That is ok for now.But still I think, our lives are totally different.Also if I think of our future and kids, I dont know , how weird they will be.
J: Well, I am well aware of the principles of inhertance.Beleive me,you and me can integrate to generate a bug free product.Our kids will be like daemons, who are always up and running for any challenge.So would you like to be the member of MyWife class?
C: I cant say at the moment. ...(silence)
J: This is like simple boolean, either yes or no. Please do not remain silent, as the default for boolean is false.If this is the case ...bla bla bla(guy starts shouting some more java ).
(the lady stops him). Wait please.I understood that you love me.
( lady kisses him) and says
C: You expected a boolean, but I returned you a byte (bite) 'Y',I leave it upto you to handle this :))
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J: I like your name so much
C: Thanks, any special reason?
J: It is very special to me, it was used in so many java examples, i read during the university.
J: I have something very private to tell you, and I want to make it public.
C: Go ahead
J: My stack of feelings is throwing an overflow exception, and only you can catch it.
C: I am not sure I can do it.I can try though, not so good in baseball, or any other catching game.You sure, you wana me to do it?
J: I mean to say, every human is an object, with attributes like heart.Previously my heart was NULL, there was nothing in it, no feelings for anyone.
But from the day I saw you, my heart felt like an elated initiated variable, with the default value of your name.
C: John, I tried to concentrate and use the keywords in your language.If I am not wrong, you like me.That is so sweet of you. What did you like in me though?
J: Your appearance does not have any cosmetic errors, your look and feel is really awesome.That was the feature which influenced me to go for your trial version, and I started talking to you.
C: So, it was just looks?
J: Not only this.The way you talk, is like clearly documented JAVADOCS.It is so easy, clear and simple to understand.Your dedication to work is like beans without a timeout.You know, how much and what to talk to whom, like the access modifiers, which allow the data to be exposed to others.
C: But, we do not have anything in common, how can we be together?
J: We a couple of them.You like coffee, I like Java.You like to dance and swing, I love java swings.You like to travel around the globe, I also like to traverse over it.You devise the methods and procedures in english,I do the same in different language.You want more examples?
C: That is ok for now.But still I think, our lives are totally different.Also if I think of our future and kids, I dont know , how weird they will be.
J: Well, I am well aware of the principles of inhertance.Beleive me,you and me can integrate to generate a bug free product.Our kids will be like daemons, who are always up and running for any challenge.So would you like to be the member of MyWife class?
C: I cant say at the moment. ...(silence)
J: This is like simple boolean, either yes or no. Please do not remain silent, as the default for boolean is false.If this is the case ...bla bla bla(guy starts shouting some more java ).
(the lady stops him). Wait please.I understood that you love me.
( lady kisses him) and says
C: You expected a boolean, but I returned you a byte (bite) 'Y',I leave it upto you to handle this :))
www.himantguptaworld.com
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