We , the engineers, always think of company issues and family issues.
We never care for the things which are helping us whole day during our job.
In this blog, I will try to describe my imagination, how the different parts of the computers are talking among themselves.
Monitor : Hey all, how was the day
ALL : Pretty much same as usual,you look happy?
Monitor : Grass far is always green, I am in the worst situation among all of us.
ALL : Why?
Monitor: Can you imagine, how difficult it is to be "TURNED ON" whole day?? My condition is like a girl, turned on by these guys called engineers, every morning, and entire day they keep on watching me, watching me without flicking their eyes.Sometimes, they dont even turn me off while leaving the office.I am on, without anything.I bet they dont stare , their wives or girl friends, so badly as they stare me, and it is hilarious when they complain about eye pain.They are lucky that I do not harm them much, if it was real girl in place of me, she would have blinded these ,damn idiots.
System Unit: Hey, stop.I am in worst situation than you.Even if you are turned off.I do not get rest.My hard disc, is always running, for some virus scans and computer updates.The electricity plug in my back, is always heating me up.I know it sounds so gay, but this is the fact.Wherever they find a slot in me, they plug in something for their data sharing and convenience.
Mouse: Hey system unit, atleast you are lucky to have FAN, to cool your stuff.
System Unit - True, but you guys, I mean keyboard and you are luckiest ones.
Mouse: You would come to know, if you will be pressed whole day, sometimes on right and sometimes on left.And if you try to mess up, you get banged by these engineers, too badly, on the hard wood table.I agree, it is very nice, when some nice female hands are over me.But sometimes the rusty manly hands screw me.I am the most unfortunate mouse, since I get caught by cats as well as dogs.I hope you got me.
Keyboard : I see.How will you feel is someone will keep on stroking the keys all day?And in frustration , strokes the "ENTER" key will full force? Sometimes, they spoil my figure by taking the keys out.My complexion becomes brownish from white in a few days and they use me so much.They keep on their lap somtimes, as if, i am their personal lady.They forget that the company bought me. Everyone, who does even know to type, uses his fingers on me.
ALL : We hope that they get some wisdom soon, and start using us in a good way, so that neither of us screws them and vice-versa.
www.himantguptaworld.com
We never care for the things which are helping us whole day during our job.
In this blog, I will try to describe my imagination, how the different parts of the computers are talking among themselves.
Monitor : Hey all, how was the day
ALL : Pretty much same as usual,you look happy?
Monitor : Grass far is always green, I am in the worst situation among all of us.
ALL : Why?
Monitor: Can you imagine, how difficult it is to be "TURNED ON" whole day?? My condition is like a girl, turned on by these guys called engineers, every morning, and entire day they keep on watching me, watching me without flicking their eyes.Sometimes, they dont even turn me off while leaving the office.I am on, without anything.I bet they dont stare , their wives or girl friends, so badly as they stare me, and it is hilarious when they complain about eye pain.They are lucky that I do not harm them much, if it was real girl in place of me, she would have blinded these ,damn idiots.
System Unit: Hey, stop.I am in worst situation than you.Even if you are turned off.I do not get rest.My hard disc, is always running, for some virus scans and computer updates.The electricity plug in my back, is always heating me up.I know it sounds so gay, but this is the fact.Wherever they find a slot in me, they plug in something for their data sharing and convenience.
Mouse: Hey system unit, atleast you are lucky to have FAN, to cool your stuff.
System Unit - True, but you guys, I mean keyboard and you are luckiest ones.
Mouse: You would come to know, if you will be pressed whole day, sometimes on right and sometimes on left.And if you try to mess up, you get banged by these engineers, too badly, on the hard wood table.I agree, it is very nice, when some nice female hands are over me.But sometimes the rusty manly hands screw me.I am the most unfortunate mouse, since I get caught by cats as well as dogs.I hope you got me.
Keyboard : I see.How will you feel is someone will keep on stroking the keys all day?And in frustration , strokes the "ENTER" key will full force? Sometimes, they spoil my figure by taking the keys out.My complexion becomes brownish from white in a few days and they use me so much.They keep on their lap somtimes, as if, i am their personal lady.They forget that the company bought me. Everyone, who does even know to type, uses his fingers on me.
ALL : We hope that they get some wisdom soon, and start using us in a good way, so that neither of us screws them and vice-versa.
www.himantguptaworld.com
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