Humour - Manager Jokes - Just Imagine

Hi all,

Sorry for a long delay in posting.
Was thinking of making some content which would suit the tasks and daily work life of managers... So, here you go.

It is true that managers are under a pressure and they put everyone under pressure.
But in this chain , a tongue slip can change the whole topic of discussion.

Few managers were discussing about promotion of a guy , and one of them (M1) wanted to say, that "The guy X is really IMPORTANT person,we need to promote him.Even his leader, Maria gave a positive feedback about him".
But (M1)missed something which made him sound hilarious in the meeting. M1 missed the character "R" in the word "IMPORTANT" ;)

Another famous task of managers is to forward the mails to the team.They have an excuse of hundreds of mails in a day and they dont have time to read them.
I beleive some day will come when you will have a SPAM mail in your inbox,with those manly pills and sizes ,with a subject "Fwd: SPAM : bla bla bla size, performance etc" and it came from your manager saying "Please handle this task ASAP" :))

Another important trait of managers is to arrange the meetings, like a speed dating site in every few minutes, involve the team members to discuss the issue, and ask the status in sometime.
So, once there a meeting was opened like this and one male and female colleague joined the meeting.The manager went on mute and stopped listening to these guys.These guys were well aware of this and they started talking personal things, about meeting for a coffee etc etc.After 15 minutes, the manager asks " So , what is the status". The guy replies, "Still single and looking".Manager was still indifferent to what was going on, and replied "Guys, please resolve it soon, i have another meeting in 15 minutes, and I have to leave " ;)

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Comments

Lokesh said…
Good one..

i guess if you start writing all the stuffs.. you need 4 more articles like this..