This begins with a guy (lets call him NG) from natgeo (national geographic) and a drunk software engineer with another pint of Keo in his hands (lets call him SE).
SE wants to learn about wildlife, so he is strolling around with NG.Lets see how it goes.The only issue, is that SE always tries to relate the wild life with software job and terms.Lets see how.
First of all they see two cobras mating in a shrub.
NG - Hey, do you see, its wonderful. Do you know how the snakes mate?
SE - Thinking.. I am not sure, how they mate, just by touching each other's bodies.
NG - Make a guess or a try.Comon you have a great mind.
SE - May be a FTP CONNECTION.
NG - :)).. Well, i will tell you, male snake finds the female and the female struggles , or hesitates for mating.Once the male inserts the hemipenes and makes a connection lock, the female stops struggling.And then they mate.
SE - Wow, so it is exactly like CONNECTION problems in FTP. Once the connection is made, everything is easy .
NG - You....
Going ahead, they see a lion and lioness together.
NG - Do you know, how do the lioness chooses lion? Lion has to prove himself better than other lions by his power, and then the lioness allows him to be with her.
SE - Great. This proves that time has made females and males smarter.
NG - What do you mean?
SE - I mean, even for humans, a male to prove himself better than others, it is almost the same.But the criteria is smarter. It is the power of brains, personality and some other traits.So basically life is more tough for us :).
Suddenly, they see the lioness attacking a group of deers.
NG - Just watch the way the lioness finds the target.She is watching and as soon she calculates, she will attack one of them.
SE - Interesting, similar to debugging and problem tracking.
NG - See it got the youngest deer, who was not so fast.
SE - Sure. The same at office, new comers are more prone to exploitation by leaders.
On the way they see cute young rabbits.
NG - See, how cute are they?
SE - Kids are always cute, and I like wild life.
NG - Really, I dont think so, you are really interested in wild life, you are just co-relating the things with your office life.
SE - I really love wild life, i can prove it
NG - Ok , go ahead
SE - I have a daughter named FIREFOX.
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SE wants to learn about wildlife, so he is strolling around with NG.Lets see how it goes.The only issue, is that SE always tries to relate the wild life with software job and terms.Lets see how.
First of all they see two cobras mating in a shrub.
NG - Hey, do you see, its wonderful. Do you know how the snakes mate?
SE - Thinking.. I am not sure, how they mate, just by touching each other's bodies.
NG - Make a guess or a try.Comon you have a great mind.
SE - May be a FTP CONNECTION.
NG - :)).. Well, i will tell you, male snake finds the female and the female struggles , or hesitates for mating.Once the male inserts the hemipenes and makes a connection lock, the female stops struggling.And then they mate.
SE - Wow, so it is exactly like CONNECTION problems in FTP. Once the connection is made, everything is easy .
NG - You....
Going ahead, they see a lion and lioness together.
NG - Do you know, how do the lioness chooses lion? Lion has to prove himself better than other lions by his power, and then the lioness allows him to be with her.
SE - Great. This proves that time has made females and males smarter.
NG - What do you mean?
SE - I mean, even for humans, a male to prove himself better than others, it is almost the same.But the criteria is smarter. It is the power of brains, personality and some other traits.So basically life is more tough for us :).
Suddenly, they see the lioness attacking a group of deers.
NG - Just watch the way the lioness finds the target.She is watching and as soon she calculates, she will attack one of them.
SE - Interesting, similar to debugging and problem tracking.
NG - See it got the youngest deer, who was not so fast.
SE - Sure. The same at office, new comers are more prone to exploitation by leaders.
On the way they see cute young rabbits.
NG - See, how cute are they?
SE - Kids are always cute, and I like wild life.
NG - Really, I dont think so, you are really interested in wild life, you are just co-relating the things with your office life.
SE - I really love wild life, i can prove it
NG - Ok , go ahead
SE - I have a daughter named FIREFOX.
www.himantguptaworld.com
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