Note : This article is based on the observation at various places.It is possible that it is applicable to ALL, or maybe not.
This topic will tell you about, how to identify the nationality of people crossing road :))
Romanian couple
They are very competitive and committed couples. Even when the walk symbol is red, they will see, that there are no cars approaching them , they hold each others hands, and cross it.What a commitment.If they die, they still hold hands.And what a patience to observe and check, that there are no cars coming around.
Indian couple
The guy and girl in the couple are competitive among themselves.So they do not hold hands (they are almost sure, no one will run away, very difficult to get a new girl friend/ boy friend or wife/husband) and watch for the cars separately.The one who crosses first, will laugh inside his heart , saying , "Loser, come soon.You do not know, how to cross?.I told you , not to live abroad, you lose your reflexes." :)
German Couple
The guy and girl will concentrate for the entire time, on the light to be green, and then they put first step forward.
Once they were stuck for 30 mins, and then they came to know, the lights are not working.
They called the hotline, to fix it.Took another path where the lights were working.
By the time they reached the restaurant for dinner, it was closed.
Greek Cypriot Couple
The most calm.But they utilize the time.The time when the light is red, they will light a cigar and if possible, try to get a cup of coffee (totally black).In the meantime, the lights go green.No problem, they say " It will be green again, lets finish what we started".When they smoke, even the smoke moves up in air, like a snail trying to accelerate, but in vain.
This is because they know, if they cross on red, and another greek comes driving, he will not put brakes, as it takes effort to do so, which is against the principles of greek cypriots.
Israeli Couple
They (jews) will analyse all the couples, and do as following.
Open a Coffe and cigar shop - For business from cypriots.
Open a marriage bureau - Indians will be fascinated towards this.
Open a cat shop- The romanian lady will stop for two minutes and the light will be green by then.May be she buys one.
Telephone Information booth - For germans, in case they have worse cases like phone battery out, missing numbers etc.
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This topic will tell you about, how to identify the nationality of people crossing road :))
Romanian couple
They are very competitive and committed couples. Even when the walk symbol is red, they will see, that there are no cars approaching them , they hold each others hands, and cross it.What a commitment.If they die, they still hold hands.And what a patience to observe and check, that there are no cars coming around.
Indian couple
The guy and girl in the couple are competitive among themselves.So they do not hold hands (they are almost sure, no one will run away, very difficult to get a new girl friend/ boy friend or wife/husband) and watch for the cars separately.The one who crosses first, will laugh inside his heart , saying , "Loser, come soon.You do not know, how to cross?.I told you , not to live abroad, you lose your reflexes." :)
German Couple
The guy and girl will concentrate for the entire time, on the light to be green, and then they put first step forward.
Once they were stuck for 30 mins, and then they came to know, the lights are not working.
They called the hotline, to fix it.Took another path where the lights were working.
By the time they reached the restaurant for dinner, it was closed.
Greek Cypriot Couple
The most calm.But they utilize the time.The time when the light is red, they will light a cigar and if possible, try to get a cup of coffee (totally black).In the meantime, the lights go green.No problem, they say " It will be green again, lets finish what we started".When they smoke, even the smoke moves up in air, like a snail trying to accelerate, but in vain.
This is because they know, if they cross on red, and another greek comes driving, he will not put brakes, as it takes effort to do so, which is against the principles of greek cypriots.
Israeli Couple
They (jews) will analyse all the couples, and do as following.
Open a Coffe and cigar shop - For business from cypriots.
Open a marriage bureau - Indians will be fascinated towards this.
Open a cat shop- The romanian lady will stop for two minutes and the light will be green by then.May be she buys one.
Telephone Information booth - For germans, in case they have worse cases like phone battery out, missing numbers etc.
www.himantguptaworld.com
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