Humour - AMDOG

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This post is dedicated to all professionals working for corporate sector and earning handsome salaries.
Story starts with the interviews with a company named "AMDOG"(lets say).
The name sounds very great and the abbrevation inspires each and every guy to work for this organization.
AMDOG - Awesome Minds Double our gold.
Once the newbie enters the job, he gets a lot of money as loan for his initial setup and luxuries.The guy buys a car, visits the bar, holidays , enjoys the initial days.



Very soon, once the honeymoon era of training period is over, the life changes drastically.
There is NO HONEY, only the MOON shines in the sky, when the nights are spent in the office.

Officially the person is paid for EIGHT hours, but the meal is re-imbersed for LATE hours. This is not so great as it sounds, as you can re-imberse ONLY 8 pounds :))

In special situations, you might need to work without any IFs and BUTs,
In turn, either you have peanuts, or pizza from Pizza hut.

After some years of life disappear, and dark circles below the eyes start to appear,
The girl friend asks for a nice bike, and the employee asks for a salary hike.

But nothing turns out in the disguise of RECESSION, and professionals are sold on CONCESSION

To avoid losing you and to stop your resignation ,
You are promoted with same salary but "ACTING" designation.

This does not add to your bank balance, but increases your ability,
Increases your patience, to work, without money and more responsibility.

The conditions make you feel like a dog, and when you offend anyone for this.
Company shows the contract that you signed for "AMDOG"......

This is the time, when the guy knows the real abbrevation for "AM DOG" :))



DISCLAIMER - Things are exaggerated to make them interesting ;))

Comments

Parul said…
ha ha ha .. nice vry nice, its real in real ...
Anand Tandon said…
Mast article boss... i can really understand what u feel :)
Remember that famous Vishwanath movie dialogue... JALI KO RAAKH KEHTE HAIN...

modified to...

JALI KO (am)DOG KEHTE HAIN !!!

:)
Unknown said…
Beautifully narrated Himant.......

deeply u expressed feelings of every one.......... working....
Well...it just strike to my mind when i read your title "AMDOG"........ when a lion... telling to his boss ...."if u want loyalty hire a DOG"
RK said…
too good dude...samarthan samarthan!!!!
Vivek Mittal said…
good one..
I like the pic of dog you chose :)
Unknown said…
Ha ha Nice story but last comment about exaggeration.... :)
Unknown said…
nice one due....
Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to dard nahi hota...Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab log wah-wah karte
Himant Gupta said…
Wow...nice comments...The "Shayari one is real gem".
Ya, with this blog and few more blogs i would like address some brutal facts, which we confront in our daily life, being software engineers
dumitrash said…
hahaha, duuude i had lots of lols here :)))))) very veeery good post :D
George said…
Too good man... nice writing! I think you should change your professional path, from IT to full time writer. At least this way you will enjoy the late working hours. :-P