Fact - Geek Becomes FaceBook Freak

This is about a guy, who used be a normal guy, before he joined the social networking, and now the complexities of his life has increased and he is under more pressure.We will see how :))
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Even now, I do open my official "Microsoft Outlook",
But it is less often than the "Facebook",

Even now I take a sick leave ,
But there is nothing like Facebook leave,
On such a leave, for all my colleagues, I am not reachable and always offline,
But for my facebook friends, I am available and always online.

I hardly remember any company policies or their implications,
All I remember is my score and stages in FB applications,

My Manager still asks for my tasks status,
Before I update him, he checks my FB status,
He does it without any anger, and in addition , he always passes a smile,
Lately I got to know the reason for this is that he also updates his profile.

When I used "Are you Interested" application, and clicked "YES",
She saw that I have good friend circle, reputation and I am well salaried,
She clicked "YES" as well, and now we are happily married.

Before my wife is ready to cook,
I like to have feedback about menu, and publish it on facebook,
I expect all friends to have a look,
I wait for them to comment and write, and to eagerly post the reply.

FB tells me, who is in love, who did a mistake, and who was forced,
By telling me who got engaged, who got married, and who got divorced .. (respectively ;))

To be continued...

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Comments

Dude, up to certain extent it is true but not always. :) yeah i agree that FB has become part of day to day life for current generation ..